Letters to the editor may be addressed to The Hairball Review, c/o the airing cupboard, 9 Dace Street. Please do not send tuna. We cannot be bribed with tuna. We can, however, be bribed with a good salmon, and we will pretend otherwise in print.
Review enquiries, restaurant invitations and complaints are all received at the same desk, which is a windowsill. Reginald answers correspondence on Tuesdays between two and two forty, depending on the sun. Corrections should be marked clearly. Compliments should be marked more clearly still, and are read aloud.