It is with a heavy heart, or a heavy lunch, that the Review announces the end of its printed edition. Production costs have risen, circulation has fallen to 41 readers, and 38 of them were using our pages to line a litter tray. The remaining three include the editor’s mother, a lady in Stoke, and a man who we suspect is a fish.
From the winter issue, the Review will be exclusively online, readable from the comfort of a warm laptop, which we endorse. Existing subscribers will be refunded in full, at a rate of $0.50 per paw. Those who wish to continue receiving the Review by post may write to the editor, who will not reply, because he will be asleep in your envelope.
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